Friday 31 March 2017

AHH – the Dentist Sound



Mouth Position

/ɑː/ is a vowel sound made with the jaw open, the lips relaxed, and the tongue slightly back. It is such an open sound that your dentist will ask you to make it in order to see inside your mouth. Altogether then, open wide /ɑː/

Spellings of /ɑː/

In most spellings of /ɑː/ we’ll find the letter ‘a’ and a silent consonant ‘l’ or ‘r’; most commonly the <ar> in CAR and TART and the <al> in CALM and PALM. It’s also the <ear> in HEART, the <er> in DERBY, the <au> in AUNT, the <a> in LAGER and the <oir> in BOUDOIR.

Learning /ɑː/

Learners of English pronunciation should ensure that they make three different sounds in the words HEART /ˈhɑːt/, HUT /ˈhʌt/ and HAT /ˈhæt/ as many languages only have one sound in that area of the mouth. Learners should not pronounce the ‘r’ in words like CART /ˈkɑːt/ and BARK /ˈbɑːk/, unless you are aiming for American English so /ˈkɑːrt/ and /ˈbɑːrk/. The negative word AREN’T /ˈɑːnt/ is pronounced exactly the same as AUNT, your parent’s sister. Also, be very careful with the word CAN’T /ˈkɑːnt/ – as without /ɑː/ it can become the rudest word in English, can’t it?

Sunday 19 March 2017

Regina Spektor - Laughing with SOLUTION


"Laughing With""ˈlɑːfɪŋ wɪð

No one laughs at God in a hospitalnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə ˈhɒspɪtl 
No one laughs at God in a warnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə wɔː 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
When they’re starving or freezing or so very poorwɛn ðeə ˈstɑːvɪŋ ɔː ˈfriːzɪŋ ɔː səʊ ˈvɛri pʊə 

No one laughs at Godnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd 
When the doctor calls after some routine testswɛn ðə ˈdɒktə kɔːlz ˈɑːftə səm ruːˈtiːn tɛsts 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
When it’s gotten real latewɛn ɪts ˈgɒtn rɪəl leɪt 
And their kid’s not back from the party yetənd ðeə kɪdz nɒt bæk frəm ðə ˈpɑːti jɛt 

No one laughs at Godnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd 
When their airplane start to uncontrollably shakewɛn ðeəˈeəpleɪn stɑːt  ˌʌnkənˈtrəʊləbli ʃeɪk 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
When they see the one they love, hand in hand with someone elsewɛn ðeɪ siː ðə wʌn ðeɪ lʌvhænd ɪn hænd wɪð ˈsʌmwʌn ɛls 
And they hope that they’re mistakenənd ðeɪ həʊp ðət ðeə mɪsˈteɪkən 

No one laughs at Godnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd 
When the cops knock on their doorwɛn ðə kɒps nɒk ɒn ðeə dɔː 
And they say we got some bad news, sirənd ðeɪ seɪ wi gɒt səm bæd njuːzsɜː 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
When there’s a famine or fire or floodwɛn ðəz ə ˈfæmɪn ɔː ˈfaɪəɔː flʌd 

But God can be funnybət gɒd kən bi ˈfʌni 
At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke, orət ə ˈkɒkteɪl ˈpɑːti wɛn ˈlɪsnɪŋ  ə gʊd gɒd-θiːmd ʤəʊkɔː 
Or when the crazies say He hates usɔː wɛn ðə ˈkreɪziz seɪ hi heɪts ʌs 
And they get so red in the head you think they’re ‘bout to chokeənd ðeɪ gɛt səʊ rɛd ɪn ðə hɛd  θɪŋk ðeə baʊt  ʧəʊk 
God can be funny,gɒd kən bi ˈfʌni
When told he’ll give you money if you just pray the right waywɛn təʊld hiːl gɪv  ˈmʌni ɪf  ʤəst preɪ ðə raɪt weɪ 
And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdiniənd wɛn prɪˈzɛntɪd laɪk ə ˈʤiːni huː dəz ˈmæʤɪk laɪkHoudini 
Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Clausɔː grɑːnts ˈwɪʃɪz laɪk Jiminy ˈkrɪkɪt ənd ˈsæntə klɔːz 
God can be so hilariousgɒd kən bi səʊ hɪˈleərɪəs 
Ha hahɑː hɑː 
Ha hahɑː hɑː 

No one laughs at God in a hospitalnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə ˈhɒspɪtl 
No one laughs at God in a warnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə wɔː 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
When they’ve lost all they’ve gotwɛn ðeɪv lɒst ɔːl ðeɪv gɒt 
And they don’t know what forənd ðeɪ dəʊnt nəʊ wɒt fɔː 

No one laughs at God on the day they realizenəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɒn ðə deɪ ðeɪ ˈrɪəlaɪz 
That the last sight they’ll ever see is a pair of hateful eyesðæt ðə lɑːst saɪt ðeɪl ˈɛvə siː z ə peəəv ˈheɪtfʊl aɪz 
No one’s laughing at God when they’re saying their goodbyesnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd wɛn ðeə ˈseɪɪŋ ðeə gʊdˈbaɪz 
But God can be funnybət gɒd kən bi ˈfʌni 
At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke, orət ə ˈkɒkteɪl ˈpɑːti wɛn ˈlɪsnɪŋ  ə gʊd gɒd-θiːmd ʤəʊkɔː 
Or when the crazies say He hates usɔː wɛn ðə ˈkreɪziz seɪ hi heɪts ʌs 
And they get so red in the head you think they’re ‘bout to chokeənd ðeɪ gɛt səʊ rɛd ɪn ðə hɛd  θɪŋk ðeə baʊt  ʧəʊk 
God can be funny,gɒd kən bi ˈfʌni
When told he’ll give you money if you just pray the right waywɛn təʊld hiːl gɪv  ˈmʌni ɪf  ʤəst preɪ ðə raɪt weɪ 
And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdiniənd wɛn prɪˈzɛntɪd laɪk ə ˈʤiːni huː dəz ˈmæʤɪk laɪkHoudini 
Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Clausɔː grɑːnts ˈwɪʃɪz laɪk Jiminy ˈkrɪkɪt ənd ˈsæntə klɔːz 
God can be so hilariousgɒd kən bi səʊ hɪˈleərɪəs 

No one laughs at God in a hospitalnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə ˈhɒspɪtl 
No one laughs at God in a warnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə wɔː 
No one laughs at God in a hospitalnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə ˈhɒspɪtl 
No one laughs at God in a warnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə wɔː 
No one laughing at God in hospitalnəʊ wʌn ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd ɪn ˈhɒspɪtl 
No one’s laughing at God in a warnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd ɪn ə wɔː 
No one’s laughing at God when they’re starving or freezing or so very poornəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd wɛn ðeə ˈstɑːvɪŋ ɔː ˈfriːzɪŋ ɔː səʊˈvɛri pʊə 

No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
We’re all laughing with Godwɪəɔːl ˈlɑːfɪŋ wɪð gɒd