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FOUR LORDS

Four

lords

were taken to court

for courting

young ladies

and peeping at doors

They wore

velvet suits,

chain-watches,

a monocle

and black stockings

The four

were tall

and good sports,

they blamed the Port

for courting

young ladies

and peeping at doors

After all,

 all we saw

 were ladies undressing

 for unloved lords

The judge

was a dwarf.

He wore

a wig because

he was bald.

He too was a good sport,

but he had a weak spot,

his weakness for Port

They thought

of offering

him a glass of port,

just to get warm.

They had plenty in stock

The judge

tasted the port

and asked for more;

he was soon on the floor

of the court.

-Now, my lord,

 you can judge,

 as you're as sober 

 as a lord

 and we're as drunk

 as a judge.

-After all,

 it isn't your fault,

 my lords,

 I find guilty the Port.

 By George! 

 It's such  good Port!

So he blamed the cordial

instead of the lords