Tuesday, 13 June 2017

10 New Words

Every year the OED (Oxford English Dictionary) adds new words, here is our pick from 2016 – 10 words that sum up the year’s social developments perfectly, how to pronounce them and what they mean:


non-apology /ˌnɒnəˈpɒlədʒi/

A non-apology, otherwise known as a ‘non-apology apology’, is when you say sorry, but your statement doesn’t seem to actually express sorrow or regret. You can do this purely with intonation: “I’m so sorry” is remarkably less convincing than “I’m so sorry”. But the best non-apologies tend to turn the tables on the listener, for example, “I’m sorry that you were offended by what I said because you aren’t able to get my humour”. 


moobs /ˈmuːbz/

Ostensibly a combination of the word ‘man’ and the word ‘boobs’, in the exact words of Oxford Dictionaries, moobs are: ‘deposits of excess fat on a man’s chest that resemble a woman’s breasts.’ Now, where did I put my ‘mra’ and my ‘mikini’


post-truth /ˌpəʊsˈtruːθ/

If you regularly push facts into letterboxes, then it’s fair to say you post truth. But add a hyphen, and you get the adjective ‘post-truth’, which admittedly sounds the same, but means something very different. It’s a world in which facts are totally insignificant, an era that probably began this year in Britain when a pro-Brexit MP declared that “people in this country have had enough of experts”. Do you agree? Answers on a postcard, please.



adulting /ˈædʌltɪŋ/

The most sinister sounding new entry this year, it’s when young people engage in mundane activities associated with adulthood and follows a long trend of nouns becoming verbs in English, even though this one has become a noun again with ‘-ing’ on it. Examples of adulting are: getting a job you don’t like; improving your skills in domestic waste management; being nice to people as a rule not an exception; and starting a family on purpose, rather than by accident.


uptalk /ˈʌptɔːk/

The Oxford dictionaries are famously slow at adding new words. But in the case of uptalk, which appeared 30 years ago, they are really, really slow. It’s when speakers use a rising tone on just about everything they say. I love it, but some people find it annoying. Oh and it’s sometimes referred to as ‘upspeak’ instead.



gender-fluid /ˌdʒendə ˈfluːɪd/

Unlike brake fluid, gender-fluid is not a liquid, and is not always found in cars. The stress goes on both words in the compound – ˌgender-ˈfluid, it’s an adjective that describes those that feel masculine sometimes, and feminine at others without referring to their sexuality.


YOLO /ˈjəʊləʊ/

Certainly the most annoying new entry this year, this is an acronym for “You Only Live Once”, and has been blamed for all sorts of reckless behaviour, like jumping off balconies and shooting oneself in the head.



coulrophobia /ˌkɒɫrəˈfəʊbiə/

Q Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
A Because they taste funny.
Well, that’s one possibility, another is that some cannibals suffer from coulrophobia – a fear of clowns. As with all words ending in -phobia, the stress is on the ending ‘ˌcoulroˈphobia’. Its inclusion in the OED coincides with seemingly random sightings of ‘evil clowns’ in innocuous settings everywhere from Australia to Mexico including dozens in the UK, mainly targetted at children. Scary!


chatbot /ˈtʃæʔbɒt/

Obviously, being a pronunciation school, we couldn’t resist this – robots who simulate real conversation with humans and collectively develop their conversational skills through Artificial Intelligence. 

hygge /ˈhʊgə/


Amidst all the doom and gloom, here is a word to warm the cockles. It’s a Danish concept that describes a general feeling of wellbeing brought about by cosiness and comfort in everyday objects and situations. The only stressful thing about it, is how on earth should we pronounce it in English, I mean, what is that spelling? OED reliably informs us we can go for /ˈhʊgə/ or /ˈhjuːgə/. So now we’ve solved that mystery, it’s time to light the log fire, pour some coffee, invite the neighbours round and experience some authentic Hygge, and perhaps a Hug, too. 



Adapted from Pronunciation Studio

Wednesday, 3 May 2017

SH – the Whisper Sound - [ ʃ ] MIND MAP


These pronunciation MINDMAPS are unique. They relate sound and  spelling.

a) The target sound appears in phonetics in a central image.
b) Branches with different spellings radiate from the central image.

 The mind maps are enhanced with colour and pictures to add interest and loveliness. So they attract attention, enhance memory and improve the recall.

Mind maps store data efficiently and so multiply your capacity.

It is an evident visual display of the English sounds related to spelling.

All the system displayed  in 22 mindmaps.

GO ON, look at the sample map and take the wise decision of continuing if you wish to improve your pronunciation or somebody else’s.

The branches should be read clockwise the first time so as to be acquainted with the procedure.

If you are not able to produce the sounds indicated by the phonetic symbols  consult an English pronouncing dictionary: eg. Oxford Pronouncing Pocket Dictionary.

More colorful Mindmaps here:

Thursday, 27 April 2017

SH – the Whisper Sound

How & When to Pronounce /ʃ/

/ʃ/ is a voiceless fricative sound made slightly further back in the mouth than /s/, the sides of the tongue are touching the teeth, and the lips can be a tiny bit rounded. It is most commonly the SH in FISH and SHOE, the CH in CHEF and MACHINE, and the S in SURE and PASSION. It’s also found in word endings like the TI in EMOTION, the CI in SOCIAL and the CE in OCEAN, altogether now – /ʃ/

Shush!

Shhhh is the universally recognised English exclamation requesting quiet and is also found in verb form – SHUSH. Originally it came from the verb HUSH, which is also a noun, so a bit of HUSH then please. Of course, there are other options here, SHUT UP, SHUT IT, SHUT YOUR TRAP, or evenSHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE are impolite, and contain the /ʃ/ sound. You can request quiet whilst sounding boorish without pronouncing /ʃ/ with the idiom PUT A SOCK IN IT!

Latin Derivation

Some imported French words are spelt CH and pronounced /ʃ/ like CHEF, CHAMOIS, MACHINE,CHIC and MOUSTACHE, but others are with affricate /tʃ/, like CHANGE and ARCH. So in the popular name girl’s name CHARLOTTE we find /ʃ/ but in its male equivalent CHARLES, it’s /tʃ/ . We’ve also taken MACHETE from Spanish and PISTACHIO from Italian. DELICIOUS!

Sexual Issues (& Schedules)

If you are posh, you may have “sexual issues” without /ʃ/, whereas common folk have sexual issues with /ʃ/. A similar pattern appears in TISSUE, NEGOTIATE and several words ending -CIATE, something we all APPRECIATE. In British English, we tend to say /ʃ/ in SCHEDULE, whereas in American it’s with /sk/, so SCHEDULE.

Wednesday, 19 April 2017

Sounds & Spelling Mindmaps


In the book Funny Stories by Alba Paz 22 full-color mental maps are included, created by her to better understand how phonetics works, more info below, here are some of them:
All 22 mind maps are now available in an excellent full color paper edition, click on the cover page above for more info. And in ebook format for Kindle here: Mindmaps Kindle Edition.
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Explanation:
The Mind Map is an expression of Radiant Thinking and is therefore a natural function of the human mind. It is a powerful graphic technique which provides a universal key to unlocking the potential of the brain. Mind Maps can be applied to every aspect of life where improved learning and clearer thinking will enhance human performance. The Mind Map has four essential characteristics:
1) The subject of attention is crystallized in a central image.
2) The main themes of the subject radiate from the central image as branches.
3) Branches consist of a key image or key word printed on an associated line. Topics of lesser importance are also represented as branches attached to higher level branches.
4) The branches form a connected nodal structure.
Mind maps may be enhanced with colour and pictures, to add interest, beauty and individuality . These in turn  add creativity, enhance memory and improve  the recall of information. Storing data efficiently multiplies your capacity. It is like the difference between a cluttered warehouse and a library with an ordering system”
(adapted from The Mind Map Book by Tony Bazan with Barry Buzan, BBC Books)
Available now in a very nice colorful paperback edition here. Kindle edition here: Alba Paz's Mindmaps Kindle Edition.
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Friday, 31 March 2017

AHH – the Dentist Sound



Mouth Position

/ɑː/ is a vowel sound made with the jaw open, the lips relaxed, and the tongue slightly back. It is such an open sound that your dentist will ask you to make it in order to see inside your mouth. Altogether then, open wide /ɑː/

Spellings of /ɑː/

In most spellings of /ɑː/ we’ll find the letter ‘a’ and a silent consonant ‘l’ or ‘r’; most commonly the <ar> in CAR and TART and the <al> in CALM and PALM. It’s also the <ear> in HEART, the <er> in DERBY, the <au> in AUNT, the <a> in LAGER and the <oir> in BOUDOIR.

Learning /ɑː/

Learners of English pronunciation should ensure that they make three different sounds in the words HEART /ˈhɑːt/, HUT /ˈhʌt/ and HAT /ˈhæt/ as many languages only have one sound in that area of the mouth. Learners should not pronounce the ‘r’ in words like CART /ˈkɑːt/ and BARK /ˈbɑːk/, unless you are aiming for American English so /ˈkɑːrt/ and /ˈbɑːrk/. The negative word AREN’T /ˈɑːnt/ is pronounced exactly the same as AUNT, your parent’s sister. Also, be very careful with the word CAN’T /ˈkɑːnt/ – as without /ɑː/ it can become the rudest word in English, can’t it?

Sunday, 19 March 2017

Regina Spektor - Laughing with SOLUTION


"Laughing With""ˈlɑːfɪŋ wɪð

No one laughs at God in a hospitalnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə ˈhɒspɪtl 
No one laughs at God in a warnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə wɔː 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
When they’re starving or freezing or so very poorwɛn ðeə ˈstɑːvɪŋ ɔː ˈfriːzɪŋ ɔː səʊ ˈvɛri pʊə 

No one laughs at Godnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd 
When the doctor calls after some routine testswɛn ðə ˈdɒktə kɔːlz ˈɑːftə səm ruːˈtiːn tɛsts 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
When it’s gotten real latewɛn ɪts ˈgɒtn rɪəl leɪt 
And their kid’s not back from the party yetənd ðeə kɪdz nɒt bæk frəm ðə ˈpɑːti jɛt 

No one laughs at Godnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd 
When their airplane start to uncontrollably shakewɛn ðeəˈeəpleɪn stɑːt  ˌʌnkənˈtrəʊləbli ʃeɪk 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
When they see the one they love, hand in hand with someone elsewɛn ðeɪ siː ðə wʌn ðeɪ lʌvhænd ɪn hænd wɪð ˈsʌmwʌn ɛls 
And they hope that they’re mistakenənd ðeɪ həʊp ðət ðeə mɪsˈteɪkən 

No one laughs at Godnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd 
When the cops knock on their doorwɛn ðə kɒps nɒk ɒn ðeə dɔː 
And they say we got some bad news, sirənd ðeɪ seɪ wi gɒt səm bæd njuːzsɜː 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
When there’s a famine or fire or floodwɛn ðəz ə ˈfæmɪn ɔː ˈfaɪəɔː flʌd 

But God can be funnybət gɒd kən bi ˈfʌni 
At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke, orət ə ˈkɒkteɪl ˈpɑːti wɛn ˈlɪsnɪŋ  ə gʊd gɒd-θiːmd ʤəʊkɔː 
Or when the crazies say He hates usɔː wɛn ðə ˈkreɪziz seɪ hi heɪts ʌs 
And they get so red in the head you think they’re ‘bout to chokeənd ðeɪ gɛt səʊ rɛd ɪn ðə hɛd  θɪŋk ðeə baʊt  ʧəʊk 
God can be funny,gɒd kən bi ˈfʌni
When told he’ll give you money if you just pray the right waywɛn təʊld hiːl gɪv  ˈmʌni ɪf  ʤəst preɪ ðə raɪt weɪ 
And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdiniənd wɛn prɪˈzɛntɪd laɪk ə ˈʤiːni huː dəz ˈmæʤɪk laɪkHoudini 
Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Clausɔː grɑːnts ˈwɪʃɪz laɪk Jiminy ˈkrɪkɪt ənd ˈsæntə klɔːz 
God can be so hilariousgɒd kən bi səʊ hɪˈleərɪəs 
Ha hahɑː hɑː 
Ha hahɑː hɑː 

No one laughs at God in a hospitalnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə ˈhɒspɪtl 
No one laughs at God in a warnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə wɔː 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
When they’ve lost all they’ve gotwɛn ðeɪv lɒst ɔːl ðeɪv gɒt 
And they don’t know what forənd ðeɪ dəʊnt nəʊ wɒt fɔː 

No one laughs at God on the day they realizenəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɒn ðə deɪ ðeɪ ˈrɪəlaɪz 
That the last sight they’ll ever see is a pair of hateful eyesðæt ðə lɑːst saɪt ðeɪl ˈɛvə siː z ə peəəv ˈheɪtfʊl aɪz 
No one’s laughing at God when they’re saying their goodbyesnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd wɛn ðeə ˈseɪɪŋ ðeə gʊdˈbaɪz 
But God can be funnybət gɒd kən bi ˈfʌni 
At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke, orət ə ˈkɒkteɪl ˈpɑːti wɛn ˈlɪsnɪŋ  ə gʊd gɒd-θiːmd ʤəʊkɔː 
Or when the crazies say He hates usɔː wɛn ðə ˈkreɪziz seɪ hi heɪts ʌs 
And they get so red in the head you think they’re ‘bout to chokeənd ðeɪ gɛt səʊ rɛd ɪn ðə hɛd  θɪŋk ðeə baʊt  ʧəʊk 
God can be funny,gɒd kən bi ˈfʌni
When told he’ll give you money if you just pray the right waywɛn təʊld hiːl gɪv  ˈmʌni ɪf  ʤəst preɪ ðə raɪt weɪ 
And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdiniənd wɛn prɪˈzɛntɪd laɪk ə ˈʤiːni huː dəz ˈmæʤɪk laɪkHoudini 
Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Clausɔː grɑːnts ˈwɪʃɪz laɪk Jiminy ˈkrɪkɪt ənd ˈsæntə klɔːz 
God can be so hilariousgɒd kən bi səʊ hɪˈleərɪəs 

No one laughs at God in a hospitalnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə ˈhɒspɪtl 
No one laughs at God in a warnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə wɔː 
No one laughs at God in a hospitalnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə ˈhɒspɪtl 
No one laughs at God in a warnəʊ wʌn lɑːfs ət gɒd ɪn ə wɔː 
No one laughing at God in hospitalnəʊ wʌn ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd ɪn ˈhɒspɪtl 
No one’s laughing at God in a warnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd ɪn ə wɔː 
No one’s laughing at God when they’re starving or freezing or so very poornəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd wɛn ðeə ˈstɑːvɪŋ ɔː ˈfriːzɪŋ ɔː səʊˈvɛri pʊə 

No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
No one’s laughing at Godnəʊ wʌnz ˈlɑːfɪŋ ət gɒd 
We’re all laughing with Godwɪəɔːl ˈlɑːfɪŋ wɪð gɒd